My name is Ivan Luvchenko. I am 37 years old and live in Rockford, Illinois. My parents are from Russia, my wife is from Romania, but I am American. I always thought my parents were spies… because who comes to Rockford voluntarily, right? LOL!

I’m joking, CIA… relax.

Not only that, but who is a spy and gets a job as a tow truck driver (my dad works for rockford towing) and my mother is an accountant for a roofing company called Rockford Roofing and my wife does websites for Rank One. So Really… If they were spies they would probably be teachers in some college or work is some lab or something…. like… they would have a college degree….